I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
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I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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