What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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