I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
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Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
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Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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