are you so shy because you have an std?
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Dick very happy bro
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