I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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