I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
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When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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