I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
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