Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
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I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
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Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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