Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
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i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
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I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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