So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
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im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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