Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
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