For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
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if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
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I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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