Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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