You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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