oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
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How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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