I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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