Your tits are I can't wait for
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
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Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
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You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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