I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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