She's JV to your varsity
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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