so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
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