you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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