Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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