Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
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so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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