YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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