Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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