Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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