what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
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His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
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He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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