Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Randomize