Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
not ubering you a puppy
My butt remains clenched, sir.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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