some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
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You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
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I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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