my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
whose parrot is this?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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