and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
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He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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