So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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