Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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