My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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