He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
His nipple licking is glorious
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