i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
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I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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