The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
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