I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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