i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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