didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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