Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
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I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
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thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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