normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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