I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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