honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
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Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
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your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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