yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
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I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
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