I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
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Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
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I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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