This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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