I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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