That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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