WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
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Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
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Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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