Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.

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(251): View more from Alabama

Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?

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(631): View more from New York

the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama

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(416): View more from Toronto

You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..

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(330): View more from Ohio

I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported

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(207): View more from Maine

Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?

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(410): View more from Maryland

Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.

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(440): View more from Ohio

I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks

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