After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
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Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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