Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
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I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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