Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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