I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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